Happy Birthday Ileanna

Ileanna turns three today, another little girl's b-day I have posted on here. (Above) Ileanna (3) and Angel (1) the pictures were taken before Easter, believe...
This is the better side of Ileanna and Angel, my mom know the bitter 2 year old-just turned 3 year old side of Ileanna... I tried to show just a glimpse of my mom's life in the drawing below. "Happy Mother's Day" so yea, I cheaped out and just gave my mom a drawing for Mother's Day. But it's on the fridge so it can't be that bad.

If the proportions were proper my mom would (in this drawing) be 6' 1'' or 2'', Ileanna and Angel would almost be the same height. My dog, Tawnie, would only be 3' 4'', the chair would be 4' 1/2'' and the phone would be the same height as Ileanna and Angel...

By the way, I saw Prince Caspian. I thought about doing a movie review, then I realized I didn't want to.

The Weird

This past week I was talking to my friend Holly via instant messenger. I was going to type, "yeah, I'm weird," but it came out as, "I'm the weird." So, my friend and I decided the he should be a super hero.

I had already done a lite sketch of a buff-bod on my math paper, it was going to be a robot or something. (A buff robot? ...now that would be weird) So, hence during math I drew the first ever, The Weird doodle the world has ever seen!! And look how much it has changed the world...or at least this blog.

So, this is the very first 'The Weird' comic book...issue 27! I did a random number because, seriously when have u ever seen a first to any comic book. It is always at least its 26 issue. The main thing I like about this cover is I drew my old comic book label. I haven't drawn that thing in ages.

On a much different-er note, the long awaited Prince Caspian is coming out tomorrow. Though I doubt it will have any mermaid-chess players...

Here is a link to the trailer: http://narniaweb.com/news.asp?id=1355&dl=14478175

My kind of fishing.

Out of all my times of fishing (which isn't all that much), I have never caught a single fish. With my luck I probably wouldn't even catch that fish in the bowl. But not catching any fish is not my fault. Different times a few of the problems were, no fish in the lake we were fishing at, not good bait, just not biting...etc. Never been my fault!
Well, I drew this while at a Career Night. It was very interesting to listen to all the peoples' jobs and line of work they currently have. Afterward was a question and answer time, I had questions but I didn't know how to ask I guess. My friend Stephen summed it up the best way possible, "I sort of understand what you're saying, but then again I sorta' don't. Yeah, my question would be 'could you talk for ten more minutes?'" Thankfully non of the speakers were fisherman than I would have been swamped. Haha, pun...never mind.

Superman!! ..and drawings

Superman, man, I love this drawing. Though he's not my favorite hero, he got us through the depression and I owe all the super heroes we have today to him.

This is a game that my brother and I play...

Barbie-Q

I did this trying to do what some great artists I know do, do their drawings over with felt pen.

Bumblebee, I don't really like transformers, but I guess I like giant, fighting, robots.

Zac has sweet target hook-ups so when I woke up last Sunday to them playing Mario Kart Wii. I noticed while I was playing I was saying, "die, die!" and driving like a crazy person. Great way to get young people already started on road rage before they even start driving, Nintendo....

I like this drawing, but sadly all the drawings of me I put on here seem to have me looking, well, sad.

I guess I've been clowning around. Not really doing anything, just having Road Rage in my living room. Went to Disneyland today, so far Micky is beating the Panda's pants off.

One-Liners

Wow, I haven't been on in awhile, here are some drawings that are sort of like Gary Larson's "The Farside" in that they have one line jokes or phrases to them...


















Formally Teacher's Pet





















"Don't count your chickens before they hatch."





















KILLER Whale




















Billy ...ah man, good times

















Narwal Playing Pool





















One of the hatched chickens?



















Rode-Oh!


Ok, so I know that only one of these actually has one word...but a line could be a phrase right?

I've been up to alot of stuff this past week, gone from Monday morning to Saturday night! I had three days of S.A.T.s, other days out on a campout...Busy stuff! But I'm glad to be home with all its comforts. Like this computer, where would I be without it? Probably out on the edge of some desert with firends, baking in the sun, with a lake right next to us--that we couldn't swim in, and have to sleep in ripped up tents and survive on stake. Man, life was sounding pretty bad till I got to talking about food. I guess that stake makes up for the sunburns and suddenly freezing cold nights, not so much for all the snakes and awsome lake, (that we couldn't swim in...) Thankfully, this will never happen in my life....

...again...

Look at the fat one.

This is an actual scene from my last visit to the San Diego zoo. At the orangutan cages a kind of "big" lady was looking at one such orangutan-individual and said, "Look at the fat one." Then turned to her friend, "Hey, you want a snack?" while taking a bite of something.
I've taken some liberties with some of the stuff in the drawing, the orangutan looking at the camera, the hot-dog she is eating, but other than that this is about how it was.

Just before this 'Saturday Night Live' skit happened before my eyes, was an elderly woman on her knees, making faces and seemed to be communicating with the orangutan that had walked up to the glass... From my observation they seemed to have a nice conversation. Must've been something in mutual interest like: kids, grandkids, or bananas or something. One of the three I'm sure.
Yes, out of all my times at the zoo I have found that some of the wildest things in the zoo, are the people there.

Things I never draw

I never draw Platypi/Platypuses, Hippos, and especially not them together playing that paper-football-game. I like how the hippo has to stick up his arms because it has no fingers.












When I was a baby and my older brother Zac was two, we were playing behind a tipped up couch. The couch started to fall and Zac grabbed the couch and "saved my life." He has been bugging me about this on and off since then...